The Property MAMAger
Why do you (desperately) need one?
Listen. Owning a rental property is all fun and games…until it’s 1:13am and you’re googling “how to fix a disposal with a fork stuck in it” while your tenant live-texts you from the kitchen. Welcome to the glamorous world or being your own property manager.
Spoiler alert: it’s not glamorous. It’s exhausting. (And funny story…it reminds me a lot of motherhood, which I’m familiar with.)
That’s where I come in. (Not your mama, your property manager.) MAMAger, if you will. Because let’s be honest: you don’t want to deal with all the behind the scenes, just the income. And who isn’t better suited to handle that than: the girl who has raised 4 kids, and knows where everything is at all times of the day, and where everyone is supposed to be, and who’s homework is due. (Yes, I know where your lost sock is. Or your tenant’s. Whichever.) I’m BUILT for this, y’all. (The remote is under the bag of chips that you left on the table, btw, and the wifi password is “IToldYou100TimesAlready”.)
So here’s how I can help you out.
Tenants can be oddly like toddlers. They want snacks. They want attention. They want their wifi working. And if you ignore them? They will DESTROY something, including your sanity. You could handle all that yourself…but do you really want to?
Guests don’t really care about your sanity. Your vacation cabin? Someone just checked in and wants to know how to use the Keurig. At midnight. While you’re already in bed. (I’m not. I have 4 kids. We’ve been over this. I don’t sleep.) So I handle that for you.
You WILL leave money on the table. (Possibly under that bag of chips and the remote.) Throw that listing on zillow or Airbnb and hope for the best. But who is optimizing your photos, pricing, and descriptions? Are you tracking seasonality, comps, and making sure you’re charging enough? Probably not, but mama always does it best. I’ve learned to strategize 4 kids playing 7 sports in 13 different locations. I got this, “bro”.
I’m the buffer between you and the chaos. Property managers aren’t just a luxury for well-off owners. We’re for anyone who values their time, their money, and their sleep schedule. Think of me as a bouncer: I keep the weirdos out, the money flowing in, and you don’t have to worry about any of it.
Bottom line: you don’t need to be your tenants babysitter, handyman, therapist, and booking agent. That’s my job. You sit back and let me handle the crazy, and together we can make your property profitable.
Because around here? Mama always gets it done.
(If you are tired of wearing all the hats, call me/message me/yell “MOM!” -I always answer to that anyway. I’ll help you turn your property into a profit machine.)
